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MAY bago na namang kalaban si Baron Geisler, si Mo Twister.

Nagsimula ang isyu sa kanilang dalawa sa pagba-backout ni Baron sa guesting sa podcast ni Mo. Ang dahilan ni Baron, binabastos ni Mo sa podcast ang mga babae sa showbiz.

Pero ang sabi ni Mo, nag-backout si Baron dahil hindi raw maibigay ng show ang hinihingi nitong dagdag na “twenty more thousand”.

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Para mas malinaw, heto ang palitan ng post sa Instagram nina Baron at Mo. Bahala na kayo kung sino sa kanila ang inyong paniniwalaan.

Sabi ni Baron: “Dear Mo fo twister. You are not a man of your word. You’re simply gay. I was about to sleep na kasi pagod ako. One week straight trabaho then I had to prepare for your stupid and useless podcast kung saan n’yo binabastos at bina-violate ang mga babae sa industriya. You are a piece of dirt!!! Wish you well!!! You stupid arrogant douch bag!!!”

Sagot ni Mo: “Dear Baron. I’m sorry you’re tired from working ON WEEK straight. The ungodliness that this industry has put you through makes my butt ache for you. ONE Week. Not a single one of us could ever relate to what it is like to work for one week. Or maybe millions of us do. We invited you to appear on the show a day before this ‘hell week’ that you are talking about. You agreed and now you you make it appear that we are forcing you (via urine sprays to the face) to get your drunk ass out of bed to come by the show where we ‘abuse and degrade’ women? Well if that’s the case, you’ll fit right in sir! Hahaha. The real story why you didn’t show up tonight on my show was because you demanded we pay you twenty more thousand. So save us the preachy bullshit. Last time, you guested on this very show and all I paid you was two beers. You are a supremely talented individual Baron, hence people still like employing you for a week’s worth of work. You are also in need of some help — that being an understatement.

“Lessen the intake bud. We have been friends for a long time. I’m gonna assume you’re just drunk as fuck right now and when you wake up in morning you won’t remember posting this. Or you’re completely sober and stupid and you really want to get into a dumb social media war wherein I can shove all this right up your ass (wink), or we can book a fight night at a disco with a pool and have a bunch of socialites laugh at us as we attempt to be MMA posers. All because you’re tired from ONE WEEK of work. Wow. Ano? Tara na?

“I once heard this simple man say, If you aren’t so gooddamn drunk so often, one week straight of work isn’t that difficult, pussy.”

Hindi pa rito nagtatapos ang isyung ito dahil tiyak na sasagot pa si Baron na sasagutin naman uli ni Mo at magsasagutan sila nang magsasagutan. Makakadagdag pa sa pag-init ng isyu ang mga sawsawera’t sawsawero para gatungan ang dalawa.

Ang kaigihan lang, kahit magbangayan nang magbangayan ang dalawa, walang tsansa na makasakitan sila dahil nasa Amerika si Mo at nasa Pilipinas si Baron.

Unless, puntahan ni Baron sa Amerika si Mo o kaya’y bumalik ng Pilipinas si Mo na malabo sa ngayon. (NITZ MIRALLES)